in the name of love and friendship, i clarify..
- you see that? that's exactly what i'm talking about.. won't say goodbye.. won't even look back.. strange strange behavior (i'm talking to a good old friend from work.. from life..)- she obviously hates you.. (some chick)
- huh? (come on man!)
- envy.. jealous.. (he's gesturing like mad.. a bit of drama.. a few laughs)
- ... (i just, smile and stare at him)
- you're free, you do whatever you want, you have a wonderful boyfriend, great attitude,you're smart, pretty.. (at this point he's on his feet, doing a lousy job at illustrating his words with crappy, over the top, feminine gestures..)
- ahhh ha.. (a sarcastic "oh, that's it.. now i get it")
- i'm telling you.. i know these things.. (he's now quite serious, quite sure of what he's saying)
i guess we all know who i'm talking about now..
i wonder if she does, too?